ovigel abenn.

for you people that dont know what ovigel aben means
it has no meaning =D
its just one of azif's many names heres a short list


ovigel aben
aben
aseh
xasehx

thats what most ppl call him =D

ok i have ntg to update abt.
im a lifeless person =D
heres my daily routine.

roughly 12-2 wake up
2-3 bathe eat bla bla online jap
3-4 if i have ntg to do online its dota time =D
4-5++ dota calls!
5++ - 7++ out to basketball? snooker? gym? swim? the clubhouse! (:
7++ - 9 bathe eat chill
9-2 onlineeee / dota if bored.
2 - 6/7 dota all nite long =D

timetable of a lifeless person (:
how cool is that? =D



i've been wanting to bake a cake for sometime now
maybe soon i will =D

and on the 25th i'll be down in penang!!
on the 23rd / 24th
i will be shaving my hair!
not bald ok!
MOHAWKZXZZXXZXZXZX
im gona put masking tape in the middle on my head
then just simply shave off all the rest that left on my head (:
mite be making a recording for youtube?
haha thats all la kot


seee jaclyn i told u update by monday (;

chalo

Kill bill, O-Ren Ishii

u see if u dont like a person u tell that person to the face.
but when u do that be prepared for the consequences, capiche?

WELCOME BACK

i wana say welcome back to ianny! jermayn! and ming!
all just got back to msia from aussie
ian i love you hahahaha
mayn n ming also la
joce also! hahahaha


soooo have to go out with mayn n joce! just like old times!
but this time make sure mayn dont lose her phone! AGAIN
lol twice already saddd.
and im now officially a grandpa ):
but its ok, cos im a loved grandpa (:
dont believe me? need proof? HERE

♥ Joce. If only I could control the way I feel. says:
haha ♥ you too grandpa xxxx

hahahahaah! anywyas just wanted to update this dead blog. BYEE =D

KFC HOTRODS

okay peeps! i have a favour to ask of you
PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!
and for all my voters, if i get to Melbourne I'll bring all of you along (:
now wont that be fun? =D


please place votes

HERE.

thats where to go and place your votes.
every vote counts.
dont be why to vote twice, thrice or even more (;
i love u, my fellow voters ♥
but i love YOU even more baby (:

KFC hotrods.

well there was a mistake when the FLYFM and KFC ppl called me
they said i got into top 20, but they are liars! ):
today was actually top 60. lol
so anyways got there mer up with sarah, then registered and all
then bla bla bla. and wtf dangdut fucker got in WTFZ

anywhos, i got into the finals.
finals being top 21.

PLS DO VOTE FOR ME

sorry to chibi and sarah, u guys did great man.
honestly i think u guys were better than me and alot of others that got in
sham got in too.
fuck the dangdut fucker n his friends.


will be posting a link to the video and link to the place to vote when its up.
i wana say thanks to jeff piong. he thaught me everything
during i took off my baxx hoodie and was wearing my infinite shirt inside.
then yea met up with diane and karen, and ntg much more.

*i shaved my hair and styled it before i went, will edit the video and put it here. THANKS YALL
peace out

PROM

the only thing i wana say is KIRSTEN <3
u were beautiful (:
im so glad i was her date haha
she got best dressed award

but its a shame she didnt have a camera =/
ah well
i'll have a camwhoring session with her one day, maybe haha

KFC's && Tagz

we'll start with the tagz0r! i was tagged by the one and only kirsiieeee haha


btw im listening to the scientist - didjital mix. fkin awesome mofo! haha


Seven Random Facts About Myself

1. I like you (:
2. My pinky finger is sometimes abit cacat
3. I have 4 scars on my face, but 1 of them is at the same place so looks like 3 haha
4. I somtimes act gay, but deep down inside IM NOT =DD
5. I've got 3 piercings on my left ear and 6 on my dick. no seriously.
6. I love making that crack sound with my fingers and neck haha
7. NO MUSIC, NO LIFE. (:

I tag..
THE
PERSON
READING
THIS
RIGHT
NOW
(:









OK forgot abt that stupid tag, cos i've got important news.
i found a gazillion dollars and now im moving to planet mars.
i have a few hundred slots. anyone interested?
ghahaha i dont know wtf i was saying

anyways im in the top 20 for KFC hotrods shuffle your way to melbourne ^_^
so please do come support me and my frens at sunway pyramid this sunday 12pm

a few people that i know that are also in the top 20
O-chibi
and DollSarah
oh fyi i hope she can make it cos she balik kampung already -_-
she mite be coming back for this though
top 20 doh!!
and shes a chick that will pawn all u guys out there muahaha!
and O-chibi, need i say more?
just the sound of his name trembles fear into the hearts of shufflers! hahaha
and ME (:
well i just hope i dont screw up ;D


diane, karen and jaclyn ; i expect u guys to be there!
i expect alot of people to be there but so far i only asked these 3 hahaha
so all come come! lai lai! (:

ntg much =D

this post is mostly pictures =D

this is a guy i saw in OU (: totally random stranger (:

*the picture cant rotate ): duno why

next these pic are for tim
u keep saying u dun belive i in clan FUFU?
well i quit d. and now in clan MEGA
chieftain megablur ok? nub

as u can see, Kirsy of clan MEGA (:

now a pic of the first page of my bible haha

rachel khoo <3>



pic in schl, Brass Knuckles =D

want a test shot? haha

pic in church few weeks back (:

awww so gay (:

lastly a pic of us 3 on a bike. darn funny, and theres a secret to the pic (;






k la thats all chalo =D

rolfmao

this is based on a true story by Joven.


Joven : Hi, my name is Joven. You are?

Guy : Oh hi, im thinking.

Joven : HARR?? You don't know your name?

Guy : No laaa, I'm thinking!

Joven : OMG you really dont know your own name.

Guy : NOOO!! I'm Hew Ting King



LOL what a sad name (:
another sad name that Hud found in schl was
"Quat Tau Cheng"
how bad can your parents be to give you a name like that?
sigh sad kid

1 word.

DULAN. FUCKING DULAN OK? PISS ME OFF. FARKING DULAN. ONE OF THE WORST DAYS OF MY FUCKING LIFE OK? WANA FUCKING KNOW WHY? i drop 5 cents in the drain.
and got alot fucking shit happen today. fuck la tim call me i say i fucking dulan duno how many million times d. i lazy say d. today fcking sway. i lazy type all the DULAN things here. ask me msn easier.

anyways that was jst part of the day hahahaha

today went to OU.
FLY FM shuffle your way to melbourne! pls vote fr me ^^V
saw chibi, dollsarah, lexus and a few other THF's there
then i saw jun...
i saw her turning back looking at me but she said didnt see me ):
anyways i texted her like twice but no reply. then i call twice also
then i saw her ltr abit
say hi and all
met her boyfren.

well lazy blog d la. suddenly like no mood d
sigh i go dotazzzzz
UCPRO here i come!




-If any of you sons of bitches got anything to say, NOWS THE FUCKING TIME-
one of the best sentences i've heard. i wish i could jst say it to u

kantoi

pergh shit happened yesterday.
it was like 2 am, i just finish a game of dota
then i snuck out, took moms car, fetch harris n zik go mamak
so relax everything was fun and all
then got back home, dota sumore till abt 6?
then headed to bed
next day woke up d
just chillaxing then fone ring
mom called
"did u use my car last nite?"
i said no, she said come back discuss

I DO NOT LIKE TO LIE TO MY MOM OK

so when she got back i admit to her
then she terus shout till my dad hear.
dad hear = GG
so yeah la
this is the last time i ever admit my wrongs
i dont mind admitting bad stuff,
i dont mind the punishment, as long as my dad doesnt know
he goes way over board
SO my mom used to be able to just keep things between us but not anymore i ghuess
its 6.30 now i gotta be up by 8.30
nite people

chalo

Clan FUFU

i join clan fufu liao ahaha ntg to update so jst write ler

[F]ind [U] [F]ight [U]

fking update yo!

first of all i would like to congratulate, BARRACK OBAMA (:
finally a black man in a white house HAHAHA
i have a feeling there will be smtg abt an assasination in the news soon lol

and i see ppl putting on their posts currently listening to ;
so im currently listening to ; Didjital - Uprising Mix
=D

hmmm well earlier i was on ucpro, i played with dylan
Oh and to let ppl know, my name on ucpro is kirsy and teh_pwnz0r
when i use kirsy i tell ppl imma girl =D
so i logged in then dylan ask me play clan match
so ok la whatever
duno what happen to dylan 0.0
4 on 4 game
then my team 1 leaver
so 3 on 4,
it was an AR game
i was using Centaur Warchief, dylan Tide and lonely use Lycan
duno why they feed 0.0
oh and the game got 2 observers, susunooblike n duno who haha
i was lvl 11 and the both of them were 8 lol
ah well abt 15 mins got hood and dagger d
the score was 13 - 1 before my dagger
after dagger we kill abit
and the 13 - 1 score i die once only ok!
and the only kill was also by me ok?? hahahaha
aiya lazy talk abt dota d la, sure no one read except sohai tim oni.
thats all for CLAN FUFU!


moving on (:
EXAMS ARE FKING OVER YO!
first time exam so long.
stupid schl make so late so no one ponteng
well that doesnt stop Hud and Ayed =D
exam? no exam? no diffrence to them hahaha
i miss my BJ frens ):



ahhh this sunday whos free go FGA kl la ok?
come see my act a skit hahaha
imma be a boyfrnd that kena sue, IM INNOCENT OK?!?!
oh my blog no more private d, cipet like nobody read, waste my time writng.
aiyo duno what to write la sigh. sien dou sei. i wan dota ):
nvm la i update till here nia.


ayesh in editing my new video
abelo dedication to THF//Ah Seng
farkyeah (:


and lastyly tim ask me write all this. ALL HIS IDEA.

"i feel timothy damn entao lo
dont know why"
AND he ask me put his pic say handsome? wtf he blind la i think
tim get a life please? sigh o0o-_-o0o
say hes my master? PUI PUI PUI
NAH TIM READ PUAS PUAS


chalobeteh (:

sighh

lately, i feel fucked.
sigh, maybe im just useless?
i cant ever do anything right
no matter how hard i really try no one believes me
sigh.

BAXX V1 LTD ICECREAM

WOOOOT! JUST GOT MY NEW HOODIE FROM GWEE LAST SUNDAYYY!!!

Tasty of UC

THIS IS NOT MEANT TO ANYONE EXCEPT TASTY.


u dont think that u can say u wana fuck 9 me cos of some shit
u dont even know what happened.
i know u got my uc accounts from here.
so when u read this come fucking see me.
017-6204953 CALL.
tell me where u wana meet, we settle.
dont be whispering through uc.
see me face to face and fuck 9 me if u want.
i wana see what u have to say
u dont even know what fucking happened
and u call me a fucking playboy and act gangster?
this is for you

o0o nah fock jiak sua bitch.

Kami the movie

overall i think its a great movie =D
i watched the series last time, and have been wanting to watch this movie
and im glad i did today (:


its kinda realistic, and it relates to problems that many of us face.
so yeaa it actually makes u stop and think if youre on the right track
bak kata pepatah KAMI

"Hidup ini memang palat. tapi esok masih ada"

update la ok

just update la. ntg to update abt also actually haha
well since friday i think, my friend told me abt UCpro.
CLICK HERE to go to the website. pls dload play
add me LachoKanastra / FunkieMunkie
my 2 accounts (:

since the day i dloaded i've been sleeping at like 4 the earliest.
its abt 3+am now. after this post its BACK to UC (:
oh and earlier i played with EXTGAMER pokk. but he wasnt playing properly i thnk.
lost that game. but my axe own okay, tim if u read this, JIAK SUA. I OWN
firstblood doublekill!
then ext says : wah need to be so pro meh?
aiseh i happy ok =DD





ahhh and today had like workshops from brazillian ppl.
we learnt abt miming, hip hop dancing, break dancing, and the best of all. CIRCUS =D
i dnt have the pics n video with me, but i will upload them once i get them from jeryy beryy (:
hmmm ntg else d. TIME FOR UC!

CHALO LACHOKANASTRA

TAGGED!! by Yan-whyy? (:

Three names you go by :
-abel
-abdul jabel
-cina murtad (HAHA)

Three screen names you have had :
-funkiemunkie
-squishy (thx to annabel)
-khanosupree (buntal)

Three physical things you like about yourself :
-hair
-height
-take a "wild" guess. im sure u know (:

Three physical things you DON'T like about yourself :
-FAT
-FAT
-and FAT

Three parts of your heritage :
-Chinese
-my great grannie is a thai
-PENANG LANG!

Three things that scare you :
-spiders
-heights
-your face (haha jkjk)

Three of your everyday essentials :
-fone
-com
-FOOD

Three things you are wearing now :
-baju hud
-schl team bball pants
-bikini and thong

Three of your favourite bands or musical arts :
-WAY
-TOO
-MANY

Three of your favourite songs (right now) :
-STFU by Dark By Design
-Scream by Avenged Sevenfold
-Canto Della Liberta by DJ em

Three things you want in a relationship :
-Honesty
-Honesty <--- these 3 very impo
-Honesty

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you :
-makes me feel like theres not another girl in the world
-makes me feel loved n wanted
-HOT CHIQAS? =D

Three of your hobbies :
-Dance
-Dota
-Basketball

Three things you wanna do really badly right now :
-DotA
-Be at a hardhouse event
-FART! =D

Three careers you're considering / considered before :
-Steward
-Hairstylist
-Rich and famous (teacher told me to rob bank)

Three places you want to go on vacation :
-Australia

-Japan
-England

Three things you want to do before you die :
-be really famous
-make my own album somehow
-get married to the girl of my dreams (:

Three ways that you are Stereotypical a girl/guy :
hmmm tatau?

Five people that you would like to see take this quiz now:
-anyone
-that
-isnt
-too
-busy (:

CHALO LACHOKANASTRA

Pn. Norbaizura

a few days ago i had LK (engineering drawing)
then just before teacher came in,
Hud and I stuffed paper into our crotches.
like open the zip and put there (:
it looked like we had massive BONERS =D

and this is what my teacher said when she saw me stuffing more paper

"ABEL KAU BUAT APA TU!?!? BESARKAN KOTE?!?!?"

chalo lachokanastra

the best way to get a girls heart (:

well names will be kept a secret (:
so this is how it happened.
after schl boy wanted to tell girl smtg
this happened outside schl at the gate. infront of everyone.

boy : Hey "girl", we've got a problem. *sounds like he's in HUGE trouble*
girl : errrrr, ok. *confused-ish tone*
boy : i like you. *in a stupid, careless tone*
me : HAHAHA BODOH BODOH BODOH. STUPID DOG. HAHAHA
girl :*shy then goes back home speechless*

i was seriously laughing NONSTOP.

haha anywys that apart, i saw 2 small fights today! wooot
shapiee asked for his money from some kid, 100+ i think
the boy talk back terus kena slap hahahaha suckaa
then outside schl awie and amin were sounding shapiee
appearantly he kacaued sherry while she was asleep.
dont know how its gona end yet haha


_______________________________
ANYWAYS people, meet my long lost cousin Taylor Lautner

ignore the words on the side.
he has the exact same body as me (:
HAHAHA JOKING LA OK. I NOT PRASAN
i finally knew him through my friend Yan-Y
so thank you (:

CHALO LACHOKANASTRA

A² shufflez0r!

video baru pokk!
and to ppl who have been expecting me to update, NAH HERE U ARE!
haha happy d not?
but damn short nia la haha




*there are 2 msgs for someone in here (:




CHALO LACHOKANASTRA! =D

waiting....

I Will Wait For You Till The End Of Time

Can't you see
You mean everything to me
You're in my heart
You've touched my soul
You're all I'll ever need
And it hurts so bad
Not to have you by my side
Nothing's right; I cry all night
Just waiting for your call

I'll be waiting for you till the sun don't shine
I will wish on a star to make you mine
I'll be dreaming all night that you're by my side
I'll be waiting for you
Said I'll be waiting for you till the end of time
Can't you see that I need you in my life
You're all that I want; I can't deny
I'll be waiting for you

Love is hard
When the days can seem so far
We were both inseparable
And now we're torn apart
I refuse to try again
To love to someone new
Cause what we shared was heavenly
Like a rose that's in full bloom

You make me so happy
I never thought I'd lose you
You're love was and still is
The only thing I run to

Every minute of every hour
You know I'll be waiting for you

Waiting for you till the end of time <3

lekk bai

i was im penang when i saw this shope and had to take a pic. taksub fuck. haha lekk lekk

lekk je font MERAH. KUNING. HIJAU.
haha lekk lekk

Pichas

well u remember my post abt the fire cracker in schl? i camwhored in class (:
and well the pictures are in Tims fone. kane mapuki i forgot to transfer it to my fone.
and a few pics from penang also in that fone. sighh
nvm i put whatever i have lol

the dick face tim

in curve toilets

keep your hands off MY girl (:

Tsusheng

Gary

thats all i have for now. alot of pics missing haha CHALO

Pearl Of The Orient

also know as Penang Island (:
left for penang on saturay morning~!
reached there then terus call tim
then went to strike to see him
went to strike and "jiak sua" in english means eat sand
but during the game some guy had a typo and typed "eat sane"
soo yeaaahhhh. "EAT SANE" haha
oh i met a few new friends there, tet, gary and lavin
during the dota game iw as using huskar and lavin was using tiny
there was a one time when he could have saved me but i dont know why he didnt
so at the almost end of the game lavin ran back into the fountain of life with the warlock chasing him
warlock had skilled him.
i DENIED him in the fountain (:
fuckk yeaah! haha
then we went to gurney
Tet took a shit in gurney, its his second home haha
then lepaked at Mega-Q pool / snooker place
then bumped into Caleb, Josh and Angel infront of the cinema haha
lepak lepak then jeremy came to pick us up
went to Gleneagle hospital to see tims grandma
shes getting better now thank God.
went to mamak and passed by "Restoran 77"
will upload the pic soon
after that went to Sri Pinang to play badminton with Lee Chong Wei's cousin; Gary haha
Tim, Jer, Dan and Tsusheng was there too.
when Tsusheng was playing he took off his shirt, and there were 2 tattoos, gempak bai
after badminton went to some place called Blue Temple or smtg? cant remember
its like the top of pearl hill
some say its haunted. we wanted to play a game where there would be 2 losers and they would have to walk down to the junction.
but they dint dare so Tsusheng and I wanted to walk down then dan followed.
Gary, Tim and Jer drove down.
it was kinda freaky down i must admit haha
then Tsusheng sent me back to my Grandma's place.
at nite i texted tim saying i got grounded cos i got back late 15 mins.
i was supposed to be back by 12
he BELIEVED haha
anywaysssss

NEXT DAYY
woke up at abt 8, got ready for church
walked to church then sat at the couch thingie
then tim came in and made a "lanciao bin" in english, "penis face"

*just to let u know. there was once where the basketball coach of SXI told one of the players not to be friends with Tim, because........ he has a "lanciao bin" (: FUCK YEAH

haha then we went down for breakfast, nasi lemak. the chicken was really nice.
then saw Josh, then go smoke with him awhile
after smoking, terus STOMACH ACHE.
both of us went to the toilet and felt better (: WOOOH u did not need to know that haha
then after church went for lunch with my cousins.
then went to Netcity, OWN WHOLE FUCKING WORLD BEETCHES
SF BEYOND GODLIKE WITH MY DIVINE!
BH KS TILL BEYOND GODLIKE 25 - 5. 20 I KS!
ahh happy moments (:
oh not forget my JAHRAKAL AKA TROLL WARLORD WITH DIVINE ALSO (:
FUCK OWNAGE (:
okok happy d after cc went took a fucking smelly shit bus to tsusheng house
cos 5 ppl cant fit into 2 bikes haha
then went to Golden BBQ / Steamboat. some bbq steamboat buffet
food was fucking nice
tim took way too much food but lucky they dint weigh the leftovers to charge us haha
tim u dumb fuck
20bucks perhead. not bad haha
then went back to tsushengs place, watched Badminton Olympic Finals.
Gary's cousin lost in 39 minutes
atleast he got Silver haha
it was still early so we decide to catch a movie. Wall-E
tsusheng and gary went on bikes while Tsushengs mom sent Me, Tim and Dan
went to Gurney bought tickets then just as we were abt to go into the hall
Tsusheng remembered, his bike keys were in the keyhole
FUCK YEAH we ran down to get the keys haha
oh btw Tsusheng is the fastest 16 y/o 100m runner in penang
his record is 11.5 secs.
first time for me smoking in a shopping mall haha
watched wall-e then i texted my mom to ask of shes awake
i got a reply
"dont bother coming back. we dont really care"
SETTLE terus sleep at dans house haha
3 ppl on Gary's bike and 2 on Tsushengs
went to put petrol then off to Subaidah, its a mamak
then went to Dan's house. all 5 of us sleep in his hall haha
Tried talking to Peter, but tak jadi. ah well
prank call ppl. lema damn funny
Gerald Soon, got scared till he put down the fone
as for Weishiang he was kinda scared but he wanted to meetup and blabla
i told him 6oclock tmr at midlands bus stop.
i think he really went. HAHA FUCK YOU LOSER!
slept reli late
gary and tsusheng went for some ceramah thing in the morning
Tim and I woke up kinda late
then mandi all went to tims house awhile, play dota awhile then went to CRC to play badminton
then went to hospital cos his grandma got discharged. sent her to tims aunty's place
then i went for some bbq thing in Rebecca's house.
talked to Peter and he answered me! =D
coool! haha
then went back to grandmas sleeeeeeep

woke up pack go see tim awhile to change back fone and then go eat with grandma and aunty
then go see my other aunty and cousin
IM TALLER THAN HER haha
then came back to kl d
now i malas to blog d
i dont have pics with me. will put pics soon enuff. cos i have fucking ttn in ten fucking minutes. CHALO BABY.

exams over!

wooohoooo exams over! haha
and and and during physics paper, i threw a fire cracker out the window!
haha woke a few ppl up (:
lucky epul didnt come looking for who did it haha
then after exam just before going back home, threw one more right in the middle of school!
woooot! then out side schl a few more haha
oh and i camwhored in class!
im using tims fone now so cant put pics up haha maybe next time?
when i got to schl in the morning, put bag in class and lepak in counseling room till recess
playing battle ship with Hud, listening to songs haha
after recess lepak here and there
then took physic's paper!
which was definitely shit. worse than shit
ahhh i hate Ishraf and physics.
Ishraf is the gay / bapok / pondan teacher that teaches physics
even when he is caning a student he can still say

"dalam rotan pun ada physics. force, time taken dont know what shit"

haha and his bapok / pondan-ness is that when hes teaching some class PE
he'll play volleyball with the girls. and move like a friggin pondan.
freaking gay ass, thinks he so macho.
ah fuck him. and physics.
kinda in rush so will update abt exams next time.
CHALO BABY!

BIRTH OF MY 4th BLOG

kot. i think its the 4th hahaha, this time PRIVATE YO!! (:

to be updated if i have the mood.

chalo NAIL BABUJI!!